|Name:||Alex the Ranter|
|Status:||Possibly Not Real|
|Profession:||Professional Hypocrite and Dumbass|
|Sibling(s):||David the Ranter (brother)|
|Voiced By:||he doesnt need one|
"We're not here to be changing facts, we're here to testify against a flawed commentary"
- Alex needs to shut up
Alex the Ranter needs to shut up.